Fundamentalist vs Liberal Christian vs New Atheist

The Bible?

Fundy: the Bible is the Word of God
Liberal Christian: the Bible is a bunch of myths
New Atheist: the Bible is a bunch of myths

What books do you read?

Fundy: you should read Norm Geisler books
Liberal Christian: you should read Spong books
New Atheist: you should read Spong books

What about prayers?

Fundy: God has answered my prayers
Liberal Christian: God has never answered my prayers
New Atheist: God has never answered my prayers

Hell?

Fundy: Hell is a real place
Liberal Christian: Hell is imaginary
New Atheist: Hell is imaginary

What are you going to do now?

Fundy: I'm going to pray for you and read the Bible.
Liberal Christian: I'm going to pray for you and read the Bible.
New Atheist: I'm going to pray liberal Christians come out of the closet.